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  1. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    This just in....playing man under/2 over has never worked against Brady, and will never work against Brady. Someone should tell Andy Reid.
    1. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      And if you want to win Andy, Tyreek should probably touch the ball more than once. Just sayin.
      Jan 20, 2019 at 10:35 PM
  2. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Poor Saints. Nobody has been fucked that hard since Mia Khalifa quit porn.
  3. lurchingbeast
    lurchingbeast MordorMongo
    Told you TJ's weight cut was scary. Dehydration knockouts are real.
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    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      I’ve watched it three times now and still think they should have let it go another 10 seconds. But yeah you called it. I didn’t bet it anyway, forgot haha thank god
      Jan 20, 2019 at 4:02 PM
  4. FATSH1TTY
    FATSH1TTY MordorMongo
    I just had a really weird drunk boner. Programming the garage door opener in my new truck and some how felt like I needed to come here and connect the dots.
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  5. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Just randomly reordering the forums reminds me of the time to fuck with my roommate I mismatched every pair of socks he had. Just because.
    1. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      Mine stays on the random shit anyways. I didn’t even notice.
      Jan 19, 2019 at 8:20 AM
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  6. boogercrack
    boogercrack MordorMongo
    If I had someplace else to go, I would in a heartbeat. If you find it, take me with you.
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    3. boogercrack
      boogercrack
      Im going to pm you my email.
      Jan 18, 2019 at 10:13 PM
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    4. BigFrank
      BigFrank
      Save us... Save us all!
      Jan 19, 2019 at 12:13 AM
    5. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      I’m down as always.... don’t leave me!
      Jan 19, 2019 at 8:19 AM
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  7. jivex5k
    jivex5k MordorMongo
    You should get that looked at.
  8. mattafett
    mattafett MordorMongo
    Disappointing.
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    3. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      2011 overall sucks. Sorry.
      Jan 16, 2019 at 9:10 PM
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    4. mattafett
      mattafett
      Still disagree. This year is stacked in metal.
      Jan 16, 2019 at 9:45 PM
    5. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.
      Jan 16, 2019 at 10:58 PM
  9. lurchingbeast
    lurchingbeast MordorMongo
    Came to the realization that Garrett Dillahunt should return for the movie as a third character.
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  10. lurchingbeast
    lurchingbeast MordorMongo
    Bohemian Rhapsody was garbage.
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    2. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      I'd rather listen to Queen and watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story separately.
      Jan 15, 2019
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    3. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      To be fair it’s not close to a good movie. I just prefer it to a star is born who’s fans are so obnoxious
      Jan 15, 2019
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    4. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      I'm definitely not arguing on A Star is Born's behalf. It's an average movie. To see either of these win anything is fucking ridiculous.
      Jan 15, 2019
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  11. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Any of y’all been called a “frito eating mother fucker” before? Interested in the origin story. Pls adv.
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    3. trickytunadicky
      trickytunadicky
      So Texas Grill Fritos disappeared the same time Hanson appeared. I like my end of this trade off. Sorry if you don't.
      Jan 12, 2019
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    4. MrDave
      MrDave
      Sounds like a breath dig. Same if you subbed "Cheerio" or "Corn Nut" for "Frito".
      Jan 13, 2019
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    5. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Must have been bad if he whiffed it from 20 feet away.
      Jan 13, 2019
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  12. lurchingbeast
    lurchingbeast MordorMongo
    Check that forecast in KC... Dropping something on the under.
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    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Thought they were saying it would clear out before kick off earlier. Thought it may change since our snow total doubled.
      Jan 11, 2019
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    3. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      Thank you incompetent Colts
      Jan 12, 2019
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    4. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Yeah I banked on that one. I knew Luck was due to have a bad game.
      Jan 12, 2019
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  13. lurchingbeast
    lurchingbeast MordorMongo
    Riding the Chargers again this week at +4.5.
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    3. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      Great adjustments after the first three times the ball was rammed down your throat.
      Jan 13, 2019
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    4. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      jmgrub I usually agree with you but on this I don’t because they all don’t play same schedule/teams. Winning division should be rewarded. Period.
      Jan 13, 2019
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    5. jmgrub
      jmgrub
      I'll accept usual agreement. My thinking on this is that the reward for winning your division is making the playoffs, and byes/home field should be solely on record.

      On to the next controversy! Miss you in the threads.
      Jan 13, 2019
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  14. FATSH1TTY
    FATSH1TTY MordorMongo
    So.... solid pick for the coach i think..... B+ maybe.

    Now... who’s gonna be the QB?
    1. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      I’m excited about the pick given the candidates. Honestly thought they’d try and bring Shanahan back. Keenum will get another shot I think. Need to get him a TE and another WR
      Jan 9, 2019
    2. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      Kubiak coming back to play calling will be nice, might actually help a QB in scheme and called plays.
      Jan 9, 2019
  15. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    I just want to personally thank God for sending Dabo on his mission to check the SEC and most importantly, satan himself Nick Saban.
  16. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Not long ago Kendrick was able to save Imagine Dragons. L’il Wayne outkicked his coverage on that one. Oooofff.
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    3. Beer4B
      Beer4B
      It is like they are highlighting how desperately you are missed out in the wild. Crying for help.

      Why has nobody gifted you a sub yet?! TB really down the shitter.
      Jan 8, 2019
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    4. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Addition by subtraction only works if you start in the negative. Nomsayin?
      Jan 8, 2019
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    5. Beer4B
      Beer4B
      [see's Lutter and BadJustice still here]
      ...
      ...
      ...not sure I do? I'm not a smart man though
      Jan 8, 2019
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  17. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Anyone who feels A Star is Born was robbed didn’t see Bohemian Rhapsody. Fucking amateurs.
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    2. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      I think the really good movies were 'robbed'. HFP gonna HFP though.
      Jan 7, 2019
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    3. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Oh I know but the butthurt over Star getting shafted was real. First person I saw complain I asked if they saw Bohemian Rhapsody. “Well, no”. Ok then.
      Jan 7, 2019
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    4. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      ZOMFG A STAR IS BORN IS THE BESTEST MOVIE EVAAARRRR. LADY GAGA WAS FANTASTIC. BRADLEY COOPER SHOULD WIN ALL THE AWARDS
      Jan 7, 2019
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  18. FATSH1TTY
    FATSH1TTY MordorMongo
    Dude.... what’s your hot take on the possibility of Elway getting ahold of big dick Nick for next season? I wouldn’t be mad!
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    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      I can’t imagine the world would let something that wonderful happen for the Broncos. I’d love it but it’s a long shot as I don’t think they will pay TOP dollar
      Jan 6, 2019
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    3. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      I’m hoping elway realizes he’s gonna have to open the wallet at some point and stop talking out his ass.
      Jan 6, 2019
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  19. iamjeff6
    iamjeff6 MordorMongo
    New honey hog goodness. Melt butter and franks red hot, toss wings, apply honey hog.
    1. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      I bought some new rubs from Oakridge and they sell honey powder. Best believe I’m doing wings with that shit next time.
      Jan 5, 2019
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  20. blue_bleeder
    blue_bleeder MordorMongo
    Opened the Mamouche with my son that's on leave. Wanted to text you a picture but I don't know what I did with your number. I suck.

    Happy New Year Scott! I hope you have a 2019 better than you deserve!