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  1. lurchingbeast
  2. fear025
    fear025 FTowne
    Is FTowne short for Flavor Towne?
    1. trickytunadicky and FTowne like this.
    2. FTowne
      FTowne
      Yes? No? Maybe?
      Apr 17, 2019 at 4:17 PM
  3. trickytunadicky
  4. Photekut
    Photekut FTowne
    Baaaaad gateway.... baaad baaad gaaaaaatewaaaayyyy...
    1. Moondog, FTowne, GoodDon and 3 others like this.
  5. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    Zoos make me sad. Botanical Gardens make me happy. I care not for the feelings of plants.
  6. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    If you fucking serve me Lasagna made with cottage cheese I would punch you in the balls. If female, I’d punch your father in the balls.
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    2. lurchingbeast
      lurchingbeast
      Eastern Europeans like bad food. I solely dated EE girls for a time. The family meals made English food seem appetizing.
      Apr 1, 2019
      Photekut and MordorMongo like this.
    3. Lutter
      Lutter
      lurchingbeast Need to boil water to drink... might as well boil all of our food in it too! It’s literally the world’s saddest food lol.
      Apr 1, 2019
    4. flexabull
      flexabull
      AMEN
      Apr 2, 2019
      Photekut likes this.
  7. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    1. rjose, Gonzoillini, BigFrank and 5 others like this.
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    3. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Mar 3, 2019
  8. FATSH1TTY
    FATSH1TTY MordorMongo
    Ever found a good fap alleviates a hangover?


    Me either.
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    3. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      Waiting on a trusted source to report on those.
      Mar 2, 2019
      MordorMongo likes this.
    4. MordorMongo
      Mar 3, 2019
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    5. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Mar 3, 2019
      FATSH1TTY likes this.
  9. BusinessSloth
    BusinessSloth
    538 likes from Jivex. Not even mad. Just impressed
    1. acurtis likes this.
    2. BadJustin
      BadJustin
      sorry they gone, we banned him. I could go like a bunch of your posts but I probably wont because that is too time consuming.
      Feb 27, 2019
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  10. jbeezification
    jbeezification MordorMongo
    I just heard these words. “I only know one 2Pac song, that California song. Oh and the one about his mama...

    Where he’s whining.”

    Don’t ask who said them because the pain is too much.






    It was my wife.
    1. Gonzoillini, MordorMongo and jdd419 like this.
    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Divorce. Only option.
      Feb 21, 2019
      Gonzoillini likes this.
  11. JM03
    JM03 FTowne
    The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.

    I said, No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.
  12. MordorMongo
    MordorMongo
    I don’t go full nekkid but if I’m not at home with my squatty potty I take my shoes and socks off so I get better grip on the floor
    1. jivex5k
      jivex5k
      I gave you all your likes back because of this post.
      Feb 20, 2019
      iamjeff6 and MordorMongo like this.
  13. FATSH1TTY
    FATSH1TTY MordorMongo
    Wish for fish this week! You want some fresh head on shrimp? Probably fucking cold enough they’d be damn near frozen with ground shipping even.

    Also got a dji mavic air drone- you inspired me.
    1. Gonzoillini and MordorMongo like this.
    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      I still have a freezer stuffed no room in the inn. My failures have defined me. Good luck fishing! Drum?
      Feb 19, 2019
      Gonzoillini and iamjeff6 like this.
    3. FATSH1TTY
      FATSH1TTY
      Likely redfish, spec trout, flounder, whiting and shark. Some say the water is up maybe not quite there for Spanish and king mackerel. Would love some pompanos tho!
      Feb 19, 2019
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    4. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Fresh buffalo’d flounder sammiches are my bae.
      Feb 19, 2019
  14. iamjeff6
    iamjeff6 MordorMongo
    You've dropped outta the top 3 for messages...
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    2. MordorMongo
      MordorMongo
      Oh darn
      Feb 14, 2019
  15. trickytunadicky
    trickytunadicky MordorMongo
    I am deceased.
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  16. JM03
    JM03 FTowne
    Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.