MordorMongo

Get a load of this bullshit : Jun 11, 2019 at 5:19 PM

1. MordorMongo
  Get a load of this bullshit :
  
  Jun 11, 2019 at 5:19 PM
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  2. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/PJPfemL.png
    
    Jun 11, 2019 at 5:20 PM
    
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2. lurchingbeast
  https://twitter.com/bomani_jones/status/1135652498730049538
  
  Jun 4, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Hahaha “when’s the last time you’ve seen someone get slapped like that thay didn’t deserve it”. Goddamn I love him
    
    Jun 4, 2019
    
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3. Brubaker
  Who's the best Deadwood character?
  
  Spoiler: it's E.B.
  
  Jun 1, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    Al
    Jane
    Wu
    EB
    Cy
    Dan
    Silas
    Wolcott
    Doc
    Trixie
    
    That's my top 10
    
    Jun 3, 2019
    
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  4. Brubaker
    I can't argue with that. I was sitting there wishing EB was featured more heavily in the movie and then realized how much I liked that character in the series. And I was actually upset when I thought that Dan was not involved in the movie (back when it was announced).
    
    Jun 3, 2019
    
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  5. lurchingbeast
    "E.B. WAS LEFT OUT!"
    
    Jun 3, 2019
    
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4. PHBoiler
  https://twitter.com/adam_ballinger/status/1130993792708857857 This seems relevant to your interests. I think you can order prints or shirt or something from his website.
  
  May 22, 2019
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5. lurchingbeast
  What weird alcohol are you bringing this weekend?
  
  May 14, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Whatever I find in the discount bin Friday.
    
    May 14, 2019
    
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6. MordorMongo
  Strife and upheaval would be a pretty good band name.
  
  May 13, 2019
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  3. MordorMongo
    Or an ironic Boston area boy band
    
    May 13, 2019
    
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  4. trickytunadicky
    But Boston has already had the best boy band.
    
    May 13, 2019
    
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  5. Stubs
    Strife is an American hardcore band.
    
    Upheaval is a British metal band
    
    Perfectly suited to tosh
    
    May 14, 2019
    
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7. MordorMongo
  Spam tacos really are better than I figured. Didn’t care for Spam salad though.
  
  May 13, 2019
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8. MordorMongo
  Gravy is not marinade.
  
  May 9, 2019
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  2. Photekut
    A jolly rancher is not a sprinkle sir. Perhaps in shangri la they are, but not here.
    
    May 9, 2019
    
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  3. abawol01
    Now wait a minute. You doctors have been telling us drink eight glasses of gravy a day.
    
    How am I supposed to get my daily recommended amount without using it as a marinade?
    
    May 9, 2019
    
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  4. BadJustin
    I was not gravy. It's ketchup based, lots of RW vinegar, S/P/G/O, olive oil, dry mustard, a dab or so of Dijon and a splash of beer to loosen it up a bit.
    
    Much like your White BBQ sauce, ya gotta try it man.
    
    May 9, 2019
    
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9. flexabull
  Who is your Derby horse? I like Win Win Win and Tacitus.
  
  May 4, 2019
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  3. Photekut
    Bird brain? Fish wife? Flying Tart? Did Dragon fly win again?
    
    May 4, 2019
    
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  4. lurchingbeast
    What about the one that won after the other one won?
    
    May 4, 2019
    
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  5. MordorMongo
    I didn’t have it either.
    
    May 4, 2019
    
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10. lurchingbeast
  Happy Earth Day.
  
  http://tiny.cc/to7j5y
  
  Apr 22, 2019
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    https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-12/16/17/enhanced/webdr01/anigif_original-grid-image-6729-1418769607-11.gif?crop=468:310;15,0&downsize=400:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto
    
    Apr 22, 2019
    
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11. trickytunadicky
  Oh, indeed. https://www.sacklergallery.com/
  
  Apr 15, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Genius
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
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12. MordorMongo
  Zoos make me sad. Botanical Gardens make me happy. I care not for the feelings of plants.
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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13. MordorMongo
  If you fucking serve me Lasagna made with cottage cheese I would punch you in the balls. If female, I’d punch your father in the balls.
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    Eastern Europeans like bad food. I solely dated EE girls for a time. The family meals made English food seem appetizing.
    
    Apr 1, 2019
    
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  4. Lutter
    lurchingbeast Need to boil water to drink... might as well boil all of our food in it too! It’s literally the world’s saddest food lol.
    
    Apr 1, 2019
  5. flexabull
    AMEN
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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14. MordorMongo
  In case you mofos thought I was ded. https://i.imgur.com/udP6Lbt.jpg
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/k2TDgGc.jpg
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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  3. MordorMongo
    18 pounds pre trim. 20 hours no crutch because I’m hard. https://i.imgur.com/kBslhlf.jpg
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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15. FATSH1TTY
  Ever found a good fap alleviates a hangover?
  
  Me either.
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    Waiting on a trusted source to report on those.
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/k2TDgGc.jpg So far looks the tits.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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  5. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/kBslhlf.jpg Bark for days. Loose wrap rest. Will devour soon.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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16. jbeezification
  I just heard these words. “I only know one 2Pac song, that California song. Oh and the one about his mama...
  
  Where he’s whining.”
  
  Don’t ask who said them because the pain is too much.
  
  It was my wife.
  
  Feb 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Divorce. Only option.
    
    Feb 21, 2019
    
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17. MordorMongo
  I don’t go full nekkid but if I’m not at home with my squatty potty I take my shoes and socks off so I get better grip on the floor
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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    I gave you all your likes back because of this post.
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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18. FATSH1TTY
  Wish for fish this week! You want some fresh head on shrimp? Probably fucking cold enough they’d be damn near frozen with ground shipping even.
  
  Also got a dji mavic air drone- you inspired me.
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    I still have a freezer stuffed no room in the inn. My failures have defined me. Good luck fishing! Drum?
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    Likely redfish, spec trout, flounder, whiting and shark. Some say the water is up maybe not quite there for Spanish and king mackerel. Would love some pompanos tho!
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    Fresh buffalo’d flounder sammiches are my bae.
    
    Feb 19, 2019
19. iamjeff6
  You've dropped outta the top 3 for messages...
  
  Feb 14, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Oh darn
    
    Feb 14, 2019
    
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20. trickytunadicky
  I am deceased.
  
  Feb 8, 2019
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