MordorMongo

This just in....playing man under/2 over has never worked against Brady, and will never work against Brady. Someone should tell Andy Reid. Jan 20, 2019 at 10:32 PM

1. MordorMongo
  This just in....playing man under/2 over has never worked against Brady, and will never work against Brady. Someone should tell Andy Reid.
  
  Jan 20, 2019 at 10:32 PM
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  2. MordorMongo
    And if you want to win Andy, Tyreek should probably touch the ball more than once. Just sayin.
    
    Jan 20, 2019 at 10:35 PM
    
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2. MordorMongo
  Poor Saints. Nobody has been fucked that hard since Mia Khalifa quit porn.
  
  Jan 20, 2019 at 7:39 PM
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3. lurchingbeast
  Told you TJ's weight cut was scary. Dehydration knockouts are real.
  
  Jan 20, 2019 at 12:51 AM
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  2. MordorMongo
    I’ve watched it three times now and still think they should have let it go another 10 seconds. But yeah you called it. I didn’t bet it anyway, forgot haha thank god
    
    Jan 20, 2019 at 4:02 PM
4. FATSH1TTY
  I just had a really weird drunk boner. Programming the garage door opener in my new truck and some how felt like I needed to come here and connect the dots.
  
  Jan 19, 2019 at 11:41 PM
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5. MordorMongo
  Just randomly reordering the forums reminds me of the time to fuck with my roommate I mismatched every pair of socks he had. Just because.
  
  Jan 18, 2019 at 11:36 PM
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  2. FATSH1TTY
    Mine stays on the random shit anyways. I didn’t even notice.
    
    Jan 19, 2019 at 8:20 AM
    
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6. boogercrack
  If I had someplace else to go, I would in a heartbeat. If you find it, take me with you.
  
  Jan 18, 2019 at 8:52 PM
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  3. boogercrack
    Im going to pm you my email.
    
    Jan 18, 2019 at 10:13 PM
    
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  4. BigFrank
    Save us... Save us all!
    
    Jan 19, 2019 at 12:13 AM
    
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  5. FATSH1TTY
    I’m down as always.... don’t leave me!
    
    Jan 19, 2019 at 8:19 AM
    
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7. jivex5k
  You should get that looked at.
  
  Jan 18, 2019 at 6:10 PM
8. mattafett
  Disappointing.
  
  Jan 16, 2019 at 8:43 PM
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  3. MordorMongo
    2011 overall sucks. Sorry.
    
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:10 PM
    
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  4. mattafett
    Still disagree. This year is stacked in metal.
    
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:45 PM
  5. MordorMongo
    The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.
    
    Jan 16, 2019 at 10:58 PM
9. lurchingbeast
  Came to the realization that Garrett Dillahunt should return for the movie as a third character.
  
  Jan 16, 2019 at 6:18 PM
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10. lurchingbeast
  Bohemian Rhapsody was garbage.
  
  Jan 15, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    I'd rather listen to Queen and watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story separately.
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    To be fair it’s not close to a good movie. I just prefer it to a star is born who’s fans are so obnoxious
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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  5. lurchingbeast
    I'm definitely not arguing on A Star is Born's behalf. It's an average movie. To see either of these win anything is fucking ridiculous.
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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11. MordorMongo
  Any of y’all been called a “frito eating mother fucker” before? Interested in the origin story. Pls adv.
  
  Jan 11, 2019
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  3. trickytunadicky
    So Texas Grill Fritos disappeared the same time Hanson appeared. I like my end of this trade off. Sorry if you don't.
    
    Jan 12, 2019
    
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  4. MrDave
    Sounds like a breath dig. Same if you subbed "Cheerio" or "Corn Nut" for "Frito".
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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  5. MordorMongo
    Must have been bad if he whiffed it from 20 feet away.
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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12. lurchingbeast
  Check that forecast in KC... Dropping something on the under.
  
  Jan 11, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Thought they were saying it would clear out before kick off earlier. Thought it may change since our snow total doubled.
    
    Jan 11, 2019
    
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  3. lurchingbeast
    Thank you incompetent Colts
    
    Jan 12, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    Yeah I banked on that one. I knew Luck was due to have a bad game.
    
    Jan 12, 2019
    
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13. lurchingbeast
  Riding the Chargers again this week at +4.5.
  
  Jan 9, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    Great adjustments after the first three times the ball was rammed down your throat.
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    jmgrub I usually agree with you but on this I don’t because they all don’t play same schedule/teams. Winning division should be rewarded. Period.
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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  5. jmgrub
    I'll accept usual agreement. My thinking on this is that the reward for winning your division is making the playoffs, and byes/home field should be solely on record.
    
    On to the next controversy! Miss you in the threads.
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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14. FATSH1TTY
  So.... solid pick for the coach i think..... B+ maybe.
  
  Now... who’s gonna be the QB?
  
  Jan 9, 2019
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    I’m excited about the pick given the candidates. Honestly thought they’d try and bring Shanahan back. Keenum will get another shot I think. Need to get him a TE and another WR
    
    Jan 9, 2019
    
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    Kubiak coming back to play calling will be nice, might actually help a QB in scheme and called plays.
    
    Jan 9, 2019
15. MordorMongo
  I just want to personally thank God for sending Dabo on his mission to check the SEC and most importantly, satan himself Nick Saban.
  
  Jan 8, 2019
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16. MordorMongo
  Not long ago Kendrick was able to save Imagine Dragons. L’il Wayne outkicked his coverage on that one. Oooofff.
  
  Jan 7, 2019
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  3. Beer4B
    It is like they are highlighting how desperately you are missed out in the wild. Crying for help.
    
    Why has nobody gifted you a sub yet?! TB really down the shitter.
    
    Jan 8, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    Addition by subtraction only works if you start in the negative. Nomsayin?
    
    Jan 8, 2019
    
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  5. Beer4B
    [see's Lutter and BadJustice still here]
    ...
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    ...not sure I do? I'm not a smart man though
    
    Jan 8, 2019
    
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17. MordorMongo
  Anyone who feels A Star is Born was robbed didn’t see Bohemian Rhapsody. Fucking amateurs.
  
  Jan 7, 2019
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  2. lurchingbeast
    I think the really good movies were 'robbed'. HFP gonna HFP though.
    
    Jan 7, 2019
    
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  3. MordorMongo
    Oh I know but the butthurt over Star getting shafted was real. First person I saw complain I asked if they saw Bohemian Rhapsody. “Well, no”. Ok then.
    
    Jan 7, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    ZOMFG A STAR IS BORN IS THE BESTEST MOVIE EVAAARRRR. LADY GAGA WAS FANTASTIC. BRADLEY COOPER SHOULD WIN ALL THE AWARDS
    
    Jan 7, 2019
    
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18. FATSH1TTY
  Dude.... what’s your hot take on the possibility of Elway getting ahold of big dick Nick for next season? I wouldn’t be mad!
  
  Jan 6, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    I can’t imagine the world would let something that wonderful happen for the Broncos. I’d love it but it’s a long shot as I don’t think they will pay TOP dollar
    
    Jan 6, 2019
    
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    I’m hoping elway realizes he’s gonna have to open the wallet at some point and stop talking out his ass.
    
    Jan 6, 2019
    
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19. iamjeff6
  New honey hog goodness. Melt butter and franks red hot, toss wings, apply honey hog.
  
  Jan 3, 2019
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  2. FATSH1TTY
    I bought some new rubs from Oakridge and they sell honey powder. Best believe I’m doing wings with that shit next time.
    
    Jan 5, 2019
    
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20. blue_bleeder
  Opened the Mamouche with my son that's on leave. Wanted to text you a picture but I don't know what I did with your number. I suck.
  
  Happy New Year Scott! I hope you have a 2019 better than you deserve!
  
  Jan 1, 2019
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