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Having some issues with sponsors but the Mongo awards are hopefully coming soon! Feb 4, 2019

1. iamjeff6
  You've dropped outta the top 3 for messages...
  
  Feb 14, 2019 at 2:27 PM
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  2. MordorMongo
    Oh darn
    
    Feb 14, 2019 at 8:00 PM
    
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2. trickytunadicky
  I am deceased.
  
  Feb 8, 2019
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3. MordorMongo
  Having some issues with sponsors but the Mongo awards are hopefully coming soon!
  
  Feb 4, 2019
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4. mattafett
  I can only imagine you will now start drinking Stella on the reg?
  
  Feb 3, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Have been since we filmed it in August.
    
    Feb 3, 2019
    
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5. MordorMongo
  Chile cheese etouffe today. Recipe to follow. Man up. 100 legit.
  
  Feb 3, 2019
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  3. MordorMongo
    No sorry for confusion. Tomato paste is regardless.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
    
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  4. NeedsMoreDog
    cool thanks. totally doing this, not sure if I can find crawfish but maybe sub lump crab or scallops.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
  5. MordorMongo
    Lump crab would work. Scallops as well but may want to add them very very late as over cooked scallop texture sucks.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
    
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6. lurchingbeast
  https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/288798944211922944
  
  Feb 2, 2019
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7. lurchingbeast
  I'd imagine only getting cast in porn as a hot stepmom at 25 years old would be a harsh wake up call.
  
  Jan 29, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Link?
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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  3. iamjeff6
    When I quickly read this at first I read it as Cast iron porn
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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  4. lurchingbeast
    Jessa Rhodes
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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8. Josh
  Hey frito dick.
  That's all.
  
  Jan 26, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Stern, and hurtful.
    
    Jan 26, 2019
    
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  3. trickytunadicky
    1) Which flavor of Fritos. 2) Fucking a bag of Fritos sounds painful.
    
    Jan 27, 2019
    
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  4. neorunner
    This gives new meaning to a walking taco.
    
    Jan 29, 2019
    
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9. MordorMongo
  Ahem.
  
  Jan 25, 2019
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  3. clevelandisthecity
    Jesus Christ
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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  4. Photekut
    TalkBeerJesus ?
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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  5. clevelandisthecity
    Only jesus. Not even more of him
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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10. MordorMongo
  This just in....playing man under/2 over has never worked against Brady, and will never work against Brady. Someone should tell Andy Reid.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    And if you want to win Andy, Tyreek should probably touch the ball more than once. Just sayin.
    
    Jan 20, 2019
    
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11. MordorMongo
  Poor Saints. Nobody has been fucked that hard since Mia Khalifa quit porn.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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12. lurchingbeast
  Told you TJ's weight cut was scary. Dehydration knockouts are real.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    I’ve watched it three times now and still think they should have let it go another 10 seconds. But yeah you called it. I didn’t bet it anyway, forgot haha thank god
    
    Jan 20, 2019
13. FATSH1TTY
  I just had a really weird drunk boner. Programming the garage door opener in my new truck and some how felt like I needed to come here and connect the dots.
  
  Jan 19, 2019
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14. MordorMongo
  Just randomly reordering the forums reminds me of the time to fuck with my roommate I mismatched every pair of socks he had. Just because.
  
  Jan 18, 2019
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  2. FATSH1TTY
    Mine stays on the random shit anyways. I didn’t even notice.
    
    Jan 19, 2019
    
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15. boogercrack
  If I had someplace else to go, I would in a heartbeat. If you find it, take me with you.
  
  Jan 18, 2019
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  3. boogercrack
    Im going to pm you my email.
    
    Jan 18, 2019
    
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  4. BigFrank
    Save us... Save us all!
    
    Jan 19, 2019
    
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  5. FATSH1TTY
    I’m down as always.... don’t leave me!
    
    Jan 19, 2019
    
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16. jivex5k
  You should get that looked at.
  
  Jan 18, 2019
17. mattafett
  Disappointing.
  
  Jan 16, 2019
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  3. MordorMongo
    2011 overall sucks. Sorry.
    
    Jan 16, 2019
    
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  4. mattafett
    Still disagree. This year is stacked in metal.
    
    Jan 16, 2019
  5. MordorMongo
    The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.
    
    Jan 16, 2019
18. lurchingbeast
  Came to the realization that Garrett Dillahunt should return for the movie as a third character.
  
  Jan 16, 2019
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19. lurchingbeast
  Bohemian Rhapsody was garbage.
  
  Jan 15, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    I'd rather listen to Queen and watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story separately.
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    To be fair it’s not close to a good movie. I just prefer it to a star is born who’s fans are so obnoxious
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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  5. lurchingbeast
    I'm definitely not arguing on A Star is Born's behalf. It's an average movie. To see either of these win anything is fucking ridiculous.
    
    Jan 15, 2019
    
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20. MordorMongo
  Any of y’all been called a “frito eating mother fucker” before? Interested in the origin story. Pls adv.
  
  Jan 11, 2019
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  3. trickytunadicky
    So Texas Grill Fritos disappeared the same time Hanson appeared. I like my end of this trade off. Sorry if you don't.
    
    Jan 12, 2019
    
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  4. MrDave
    Sounds like a breath dig. Same if you subbed "Cheerio" or "Corn Nut" for "Frito".
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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  5. MordorMongo
    Must have been bad if he whiffed it from 20 feet away.
    
    Jan 13, 2019
    
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