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Zoos make me sad. Botanical Gardens make me happy. I care not for the feelings of plants. Apr 1, 2019

1. trickytunadicky
  Oh, indeed. https://www.sacklergallery.com/
  
  Apr 15, 2019 at 7:33 PM
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  2. MordorMongo
    Genius
    
    Apr 15, 2019 at 8:44 PM
    
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2. MordorMongo
  Zoos make me sad. Botanical Gardens make me happy. I care not for the feelings of plants.
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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3. MordorMongo
  If you fucking serve me Lasagna made with cottage cheese I would punch you in the balls. If female, I’d punch your father in the balls.
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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  3. lurchingbeast
    Eastern Europeans like bad food. I solely dated EE girls for a time. The family meals made English food seem appetizing.
    
    Apr 1, 2019
    
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  4. Lutter
    lurchingbeast Need to boil water to drink... might as well boil all of our food in it too! It’s literally the world’s saddest food lol.
    
    Apr 1, 2019
  5. flexabull
    AMEN
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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4. MordorMongo
  In case you mofos thought I was ded. https://i.imgur.com/udP6Lbt.jpg
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/k2TDgGc.jpg
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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  3. MordorMongo
    18 pounds pre trim. 20 hours no crutch because I’m hard. https://i.imgur.com/kBslhlf.jpg
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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5. FATSH1TTY
  Ever found a good fap alleviates a hangover?
  
  Me either.
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    Waiting on a trusted source to report on those.
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/k2TDgGc.jpg So far looks the tits.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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  5. MordorMongo
    https://i.imgur.com/kBslhlf.jpg Bark for days. Loose wrap rest. Will devour soon.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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6. jbeezification
  I just heard these words. “I only know one 2Pac song, that California song. Oh and the one about his mama...
  
  Where he’s whining.”
  
  Don’t ask who said them because the pain is too much.
  
  It was my wife.
  
  Feb 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Divorce. Only option.
    
    Feb 21, 2019
    
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7. MordorMongo
  I don’t go full nekkid but if I’m not at home with my squatty potty I take my shoes and socks off so I get better grip on the floor
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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  2. jivex5k
    I gave you all your likes back because of this post.
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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8. FATSH1TTY
  Wish for fish this week! You want some fresh head on shrimp? Probably fucking cold enough they’d be damn near frozen with ground shipping even.
  
  Also got a dji mavic air drone- you inspired me.
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    I still have a freezer stuffed no room in the inn. My failures have defined me. Good luck fishing! Drum?
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  3. FATSH1TTY
    Likely redfish, spec trout, flounder, whiting and shark. Some say the water is up maybe not quite there for Spanish and king mackerel. Would love some pompanos tho!
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    Fresh buffalo’d flounder sammiches are my bae.
    
    Feb 19, 2019
9. iamjeff6
  You've dropped outta the top 3 for messages...
  
  Feb 14, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Oh darn
    
    Feb 14, 2019
    
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10. trickytunadicky
  I am deceased.
  
  Feb 8, 2019
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11. MordorMongo
  Having some issues with sponsors but the Mongo awards are hopefully coming soon!
  
  Feb 4, 2019
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12. mattafett
  I can only imagine you will now start drinking Stella on the reg?
  
  Feb 3, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Have been since we filmed it in August.
    
    Feb 3, 2019
    
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13. MordorMongo
  Chile cheese etouffe today. Recipe to follow. Man up. 100 legit.
  
  Feb 3, 2019
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  3. MordorMongo
    No sorry for confusion. Tomato paste is regardless.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
    
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  4. NeedsMoreDog
    cool thanks. totally doing this, not sure if I can find crawfish but maybe sub lump crab or scallops.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
  5. MordorMongo
    Lump crab would work. Scallops as well but may want to add them very very late as over cooked scallop texture sucks.
    
    Feb 4, 2019
    
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14. lurchingbeast
  https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/288798944211922944
  
  Feb 2, 2019
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15. lurchingbeast
  I'd imagine only getting cast in porn as a hot stepmom at 25 years old would be a harsh wake up call.
  
  Jan 29, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Link?
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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  3. iamjeff6
    When I quickly read this at first I read it as Cast iron porn
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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  4. lurchingbeast
    Jessa Rhodes
    
    Jan 30, 2019
    
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16. Josh
  Hey frito dick.
  That's all.
  
  Jan 26, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    Stern, and hurtful.
    
    Jan 26, 2019
    
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  3. trickytunadicky
    1) Which flavor of Fritos. 2) Fucking a bag of Fritos sounds painful.
    
    Jan 27, 2019
    
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  4. neorunner
    This gives new meaning to a walking taco.
    
    Jan 29, 2019
    
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17. MordorMongo
  Ahem.
  
  Jan 25, 2019
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  3. clevelandisthecity
    Jesus Christ
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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  4. Photekut
    TalkBeerJesus ?
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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  5. clevelandisthecity
    Only jesus. Not even more of him
    
    Jan 25, 2019
    
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18. MordorMongo
  This just in....playing man under/2 over has never worked against Brady, and will never work against Brady. Someone should tell Andy Reid.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    And if you want to win Andy, Tyreek should probably touch the ball more than once. Just sayin.
    
    Jan 20, 2019
    
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19. MordorMongo
  Poor Saints. Nobody has been fucked that hard since Mia Khalifa quit porn.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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20. lurchingbeast
  Told you TJ's weight cut was scary. Dehydration knockouts are real.
  
  Jan 20, 2019
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  2. MordorMongo
    I’ve watched it three times now and still think they should have let it go another 10 seconds. But yeah you called it. I didn’t bet it anyway, forgot haha thank god
    
    Jan 20, 2019
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