MordorMongo

Boy, they really boneflowered this place. Sep 18, 2018

1. Powzy
  I just took a huge boneflower and was thinking about you. Hope all is well in the butt hole of the Midwest.
  
  Oct 11, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    I hope it rains for months and you are harvesting until mid December.
    
    Oct 11, 2018
    
    raginasian238, trickytunadicky, Powzy and 3 others like this.
  3. JulianB
    Please tell me someone is going to bring some Boneflower bottles to the Birthday Party.
    
    Oct 12, 2018
  4. Powzy
    It has definitely rained almost every day
    
    Oct 12, 2018
    
    tosh, lurchingbeast and MordorMongo like this.
2. lurchingbeast
  If you ever thought No Quarter needed to be longer, heavier, and more brooding:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNUq-JSXvS4
  
  I'd advise sticking it out for the whole thing.
  
  Oct 5, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    I’m not sure if I want to kill myself or kill a lot of other people now. Thanks.
    
    Oct 5, 2018
    
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3. MordorMongo
  Boy, they really boneflowered this place.
  
  Sep 18, 2018
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  2. jdd419
    When are you buying it so we can really fuck shit up?
    
    Sep 18, 2018
    
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4. trickytunadicky
  Someone asked me to point you out last night, and then seemed disappointed/surprised that you were not fatter.
  
  Sep 9, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    I’m such a failure
    
    Sep 9, 2018
    
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5. MordorMongo
  Come for Tosh-free Monday, stay for Taco Tuesday.
  
  Jul 23, 2018
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  3. SeaWatchman
    Happy National Emilia Earhart Day!
    
    Jul 24, 2018
    
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  4. MordorMongo
    Amelia*, gobshite
    
    Jul 24, 2018
    
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  5. SeaWatchman
    No that’s a different person.
    
    Jul 24, 2018
    
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6. Powzy
  You’re such a boneflower sometimes.
  
  Jun 13, 2018
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  3. Powzy
    You’re the worst friend a friend could have.
    
    Jun 13, 2018
    
    trickytunadicky, raginasian238, Gonzoillini and 3 others like this.
  4. MordorMongo
    Thanks! You’re welcome.
    
    Jun 13, 2018
    
    raginasian238, Gonzoillini, Powzer and 1 other person like this.
  5. trickytunadicky
    Only sometimes?
    
    Jun 15, 2018
    
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7. Powzy
  Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
  
  Jun 7, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Honestly they never were. It was all a lie.
    
    Jun 7, 2018
    
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  3. Powzy
    You’re just a damn dream ruiner. You took my feelings and crushed them in 9 words.
    
    Jun 7, 2018
    
    BuckTuckian, souredstouts, Photekut and 4 others like this.
  4. jvanaus
    Next you'll tell me that strippers don't want to hang out after their shift!
    
    Jun 7, 2018
    
    Powzer, raginasian238, tosh and 2 others like this.
8. lurchingbeast
  https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1004370102379339777
  
  Sorry, dog. Thoughts and prayers.
  
  Jun 6, 2018
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  3. MordorMongo
    #toosoon
    
    Jun 6, 2018
    
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  4. lurchingbeast
    At first, I thought she meant the bad sex part.
    
    Jun 6, 2018
    
    Powzer, Gonzoillini, MordorMongo and 1 other person like this.
  5. MordorMongo
    Totally fair assumption.
    
    Jun 6, 2018
    
    Powzer, Gonzoillini, lurchingbeast and 1 other person like this.
9. lurchingbeast
  Let's get Boneflowered
  
  May 25, 2018
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10. lurchingbeast
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTjtJDZomw
  
  May 24, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Oh fuck all of you.
    
    May 24, 2018
    
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11. Powzy
  I actually love you. Your new avatar is pretty much the greatest one on the site.
  
  May 23, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Never 4get
    
    May 23, 2018
    
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  3. Powzy
    Update. I’m still laughing at this.
    
    Jun 4, 2018
    
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12. Powzy
  You’re a boneflower.
  
  May 20, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    So bad
    
    May 20, 2018
    
    Gonzoillini, raginasian238, jdd419 and 3 others like this.
  3. Powzy
    I looked up what a boneflower is. I hope he gets sued for using a band name.
    
    May 20, 2018
    
    Gonzoillini, MordorMongo, raginasian238 and 2 others like this.
13. jivex5k
  Hi.
  
  May 16, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Fuck you
    
    May 16, 2018
    
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  3. jivex5k
    No u.
    
    May 16, 2018
    
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14. Powzy
  Don’t forget my juice and used nudie mags
  
  May 15, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Fuck you too
    
    May 16, 2018
    
    Powzer likes this.
15. MordorMongo
  Hide your Ruth’s
  
  May 4, 2018
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  2. raginasian238
    BadJustin
    
    May 4, 2018
    
    Gonzoillini, tikk, Photekut and 3 others like this.
16. The Coming of Gose
  Remember how we hung out that one time and I admitted to never seeing The Big Lebowski and then you probably made me drink something as punishment?
  
  Well now I seent it
  
  May 2, 2018
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  2. MordorMongo
    Its literally the finest film ever made.
    
    May 2, 2018
    
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  3. Photekut
    Congratulations!!
    
    May 3, 2018
    
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17. Powzy
  I’m cruising down 65 down in the middle of nowhere. I sense I’m getting close to fry pies.
  
  Dec 12, 2017
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  2. MordorMongo
    If you see an exit for Sheridan turn left.
    
    Dec 12, 2017
    
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  3. Powzy
    Your state is more boring than mine.
    
    Dec 12, 2017
    
    Gonzoillini, Photekut, raginasian238 and 1 other person like this.
  4. MordorMongo
    We have more meth and cheaper Busch heavies though?
    
    Dec 12, 2017
    
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18. MordorMongo
  Less famous than Julian
  
  Dec 11, 2017
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  2. Photekut
    There really is a such thing as bad publicity tho.
    
    Dec 12, 2017
    
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  3. MordorMongo
    As evidenced by my entire posting history.
    
    Dec 12, 2017
    
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19. Previously
  Wow.
  
  Dec 10, 2017
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20. TalkBeerJesus
  Happy Birthday! Do you want to get some hookers and do some blow?
  
  Nov 30, 2017
  1. BuckTuckian, tikk, tosh and 4 others like this.
  2. MordorMongo
    If Lafayette blow and Terre Haute hookers, yes. But fuck Terre Haute blow and those skanky Lafayette hookers.
    
    Nov 30, 2017
    
    BuckTuckian, tikk, tosh and 4 others like this.
  3. Photekut
    WWTBJD. Hookers and Blow.
    
    Nov 30, 2017
    
    BuckTuckian, MordorMongo, tikk and 3 others like this.
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