A community of assholes, not shitlords

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Heins, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Heins

    Heins

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    Hey y’all (it’s Paula Dean),

    My name is Mike, and I was keyed onto this site from the notorious BadJustin .

    As most of you have probably experienced, the deeper down this fermented maltose whole you go, the more aggravating and toxic the community can seem. However, I’ve had so many beautiful experiences with beer and its drinkers, and those completely drown out the experiences of wading through sewage water on trades, a bullshit secondary market, equating hype and rating with flavor, etc.

    That portion of the community embodied by kettle sours... mostly shit...
    I love the community that represents as lagers: cold and crispy... straight forward, subtle, amicable, and gentle... or perhaps as mixed fermentation ales: tart and smelling of barn animals... nuanced, interesting, and expressive. I’m not sure how I indentify, but I’m abso-fucking-lutely not an IPA...

    Anyway... what to say. I graduated from Colgate with a math degree for me to pursue brewing... I’m in a bagpipe band because I have an unhealthy obsession with Wee Heavy... and I like beer sometimes. Oh, and I’m going to FoFA 2k18 ;)

    Looking forward to getting to know you guys. This community comes highly recommended.

    Cheers,
    Mike
     
  2. sherm1016

    sherm1016

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    Welcome to TalkBeer!
     
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  3. raginasian238

    raginasian238

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    Oh, god.





    You are totally guilty, of everything and anything, by association now. Welcome!
     
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  4. RyanG

    RyanG Previously Hot Dog Sandwich

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  5. sherm1016

    sherm1016

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    Don't mind her. She's always this stabby.

    As long as you just here to make fun of Justin, you'll be fine.
     
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  6. ASUBeer

    ASUBeer

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    Be sure to check out the Socially acceptable Drug usage portion of the site.
     
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    quirkzoo

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  8. jivex5k

    jivex5k

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    You ever take a shit in his outhouse? Asking for a friend.
     
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  9. tikk

    tikk

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    Welcome to Talkbeer!
     
  10. Os

    Os

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    *hole

    inb4 tikk
     
  11. wuntrikpony

    wuntrikpony

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    This dude fucks.
     
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  12. RedCoffee

    RedCoffee Previously The Coming of Gose

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    I prefer being referred to as asslord, not asshole
     
  13. Kasher

    Kasher

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    Asschop?
     
  14. BadJustin

    BadJustin Moderator Staff Member

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    What have I done. Fuck all of you. Even you Heins, just cause.
     
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  15. sherm1016

    sherm1016

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    Welcome to TalkBeer!
     
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  16. Heins

    Heins

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    Shit.... inexcusable
     
  17. Heins

    Heins

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    No, but he makes me call him daddy. Odd
     
  18. BadJustin

    BadJustin Moderator Staff Member

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    Ok that’s just fucked up.
     
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  19. sherm1016

    sherm1016

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    Welcome to TalkBeer!
     
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  20. RyanG

    RyanG Previously Hot Dog Sandwich

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