Awful Beer Puns Thread

[jmgrub]

It seemed like the some of the members were tapped out on the awful beer puns I was posting in the Random Beer Thoughts thread, and I certainly didn't want to be at lagerheads with anybody (but I also thought that awful beer puns deserved their own thread), so I said what the ale, and started this new thread.

 

[BingoBango]

Just be careful in here, everyone. It's all Foune and games until someone gueuzes an eye.

 

[jmgrub]

Just be careful in here, everyone. It's all Foune and games until someone gueuzes an eye.

I was wondering if Jean van Roy and Armand were surprised at the explosion in the popularity of lambic, but then I realized they've probably Senne it all at this point.

 

[mateoloco]

I think you should doppelbock to that other thread cuz more people gose to that one and you'll get more likes.

 

[BingoBango]

I think if enough people join this one we could put together a pretty grand cru.

 

[jmgrub]

I think if enough people join this one we could put together a pretty grand cru.

Yeah, I just really hope this thread is active and doesn't fall flat.

 

[cneville1]

happoshu just delete this thread

 

[jmgrub]

happoshu just delete this thread

Happoshu take that bock.

 

[cneville1]

Happoshu take that bock.

looks like you're just dubbeling down so i'm going to stay faroway from this thread for a while

 

[JoeyBeerBelly]

I'm posting here just for schlitz and giggles

 

[jmgrub]

looks like you're just dubbeling down so i'm going to stay faroway from this thread for a while

Good. We don't need any kvassholes in this thread.

 

[ggfunk]

Just got tickets to see Dave Grolsch and the Fou' Foune Fighters.

 

[Ziggy]

I was gonna try think of a good pun for this thread, but i just remembered my username is already a lame beer pun

Gonna have to think of something more clever

I'll be bock in a minute

 

[Resuin]

Rye did you hefe to do this?

 

[JoeyBeerBelly]

Just got tickets to see Dave Grolsch and the Fou' Foune Fighters.

dude, that's firkin awesome!

 

[jmgrub]

Jean's kids were thinking about going into finance or law but, at the end of the day, they decided to go into lambic brewing/blending. I guess what's good for the gueuze is good for the gander.

 

[jmgrub]

I was considering a De Dolle pun, but I'm Stille Nacht sure people would appreciate it.

 

[bvdubn1]

This thread is the worst...

It is my Fundamental Observation that this thread will be A Night To End All Dawns.

 

[Josh2]

A Night to End All Dawns, usually starts with a Good Morning.

 

[PepeSylvia1]

A Night to End All Dawns, usually starts with a Good Morning.

That's barley a pun.

 

[jmgrub]

This thread is the worst...

It is my Fundamental Observation that this thread will be A Night To End All Dawns.

I think you're overestimating the gravity of the situation.

 

[abawol01]

This thread really took off. You guys must have some really tired hands from all the typing.

 

[Josh2]

But seriously, this thread is Just Outstanding.

 

[Marksy]

I think you're overestimating the gravity of the situation.

Surly you jest...

 

[JonathanAmes]

These awful puns really make me embarrassed to be a member of this Societe.

 

[Vogt52]

I was gonna hop in this thread, but then decided namaste out of it until I find out Hoof Hearted

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

If you are Everett a bar in VT, might as well try a beer or two. The sooner the better, before you are over the Hill.


This thread is me at every tasting.

 

[brewtus1]

I asked the head of my household, my mother and foeder, they agree, this thread isn't a weisse idea.

 

[Sam Fu]

jmgrub this thread is a Pearfigt idea

 

[jmgrub]

All this disapproval really feels like a puncheon the groin.

 

[brentsdodgers]

I went to a political rally last night and felt the Bern.
I need some Saison Bern-ice to cool down now.

 

[Marksy]

I went to a political rally last night and felt the Bern.
I need some Saison Bern-ice to cool down now.

This election will be a real bottle royale.

 

[brentsdodgers]

This election will be a real bottle royale.

Don't forget to cask your vote!

 

[brewtus1]

Don't forget to cask your vote!

I'd rather not, does anyone else have maibock on this?

 

[PepeSylvia1]

I barleywine about things, but I have to say something sooner or lauter.

 

[Podunkparte]

This thread is terrible. Here's hoping it's just the first draught

 

[jmgrub]

This thread is terrible. Here's hoping it's just the first draught

All these haters are the wort. They just want to ensure that this thread Flanders.

 

[arren]

I'd like to participate in this thread, but I just woke up so I'm drawing a Blanche. Maybe I'll have material for you guys lauter when I Ete some foudre something.

 

[JoeyBeerBelly]

I bet that Heineken shake with the best of them...

 

[Marksy]

This latest Mash Wednesday just boils down to 40 days and brights of fasting before Yeaster.