Discussion in 'Totally Off-Topic' started by MrDave, Aug 28, 2015.
My new favorite:
I approve and now have a new addendum to my letter of instruction.
Trump's former lawyer is Cohen to prison because he lied to the government.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
I bought some sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, I've been tripping all day.
If you are American when you are in the Bedroom and Asian when you are in the kitchen, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
Spoiler: Drum roll
Saw this on reddit today:
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.