Awful Pun Thread

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    I'm sorry Ms. Jackson:
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    I don't get it :oops:
     
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    It's a rap thing, Dad.
     
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    Still no word on how the Notre Dame fire started...

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    Most puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.
     
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    Ether*

    -or-

    Or*
     
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