Awful Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Totally Off-Topic' started by MrDave, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. tosh

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    Coworker was annoyingly "singing" along to instrumental music. I said "you'd make a good guitar, can I string you up?"
     
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    MISOGYNY!!!
     
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    That's racist
     
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    It was a white guy if that helps. I'm also a white guy, I suppose that's relevant.
     
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    I didn't realize we were going to Russian to these types of puns.
     
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    If Putin were an insect, he'd be a very cagey bee.

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