AMA Don't Drink Beer

Discussion in 'TalkBeer AMA' started by MarkIntihar, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. sacrelicio

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    I know that guy, real jokester. One if the best beer shit posts/trolljobs ever. Maybe the best.
     
  2. Romulux

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  3. GuzzleMcBrew

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    This description of the evolving neckbeard experiential arc brought a tear to my eye. The rites of passage are gone.
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  4. NAD1983

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    I have never been more proud and ashamed at the same time. Thanks for the feels dontdrinkbeer!
     
  5. dontdrinkbeer

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    good luck trying to explain that shirt to basically anyone


    ppl gonna have so many questions for u
     
  6. nanobrew

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    Can someone explain it to me?
     
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  7. dontdrinkbeer

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    the new kendrick lamar album is called DAMN. and has the same cover.

    DONT = obvi DDB reference

    Walrus = OG subbydoo avatar from when I was banned from BA, DDB mascot for beer dumbfucks who hang out in the cold for calories, stock blubber, and yell about nothing.

    mix it up in a pot, what the fuck do you got? the realest and illest shirt killers, like it or not.
     
  8. matedog

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    What is your BA ban story?
     
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  9. dontdrinkbeer

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    Objection: vague and ambiguous, lacks specificity, assumes only one ban within the record
     
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  10. NAD1983

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    I think I am going to print cards (much like the mini Miranda Rights cards that police officers carry around) with this post printed on them word. Anytime someone asks me what my shirt means I'll just whip out a card and carry on with my business. I should probably include subbydoo, DDB, and BA definitions on the back as well...
     
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  11. trickytunadicky

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    Don't forget "condo lambic"
     
  12. sacrelicio

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    Girls: "Oh your shirt, it's sort of like the Kendrick album, I like him too! Why the walrus face though?"

    Um so I trade beer that I can't get here, and some of it is really rare, so a lot of the people are really weird about getting it and this dude has a blog where he does reviews and makes fun of all that, and he references drunk stepdads and neckbeards a lot, and his old Beer Advocate avatar was a walrus, and I'm not sure what the don't is for, but be does these t-shirts, and let me tell you about the BA vanilla stout craze, it's so nuts people line up all night for these bottles, I did it once and got really drunk in front of the Walgreen's next door to the brewery and slept in a chair, and then...

    *Girls leave*
     
  13. dontdrinkbeer

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    Alright call vista print we have the copy we need
     
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  14. sacrelicio

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    You should do black and white tees with anarcho crust punk artwork, and instead of old war photos or drawings of graveyards and smokestacks, it's guys passed out at DLD and bottle graveyards.
     
  15. trickytunadicky

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    don't forget shart fight guy
     
  16. sacrelicio

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  17. dontdrinkbeer

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    That would be such a sick ass backpiece for my sleeveless acid washed Jean vest right next to my
    Crass and casualties patches

    CrusTickers
     
  18. TommyShitt

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  19. WhalezB4Rarez

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    dontdrinkbeer got a shout out in the Pizza Boy thread on BA. Someone posted the drain pour video of the Bourbon Sunny Side Up and it elicited this response:

     
  20. 2plums4one

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    I thought Bourbon Sunny Side Up was not good. I've had worse, but its certainly not even a mid-tier stout.

    *edit. Wasn't infected, just not good.
     
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