I toyed with titling this "Season's Beatings" but wanted to cut down on the masturbation jokes. As most of you know, I'm an avid combat sports fan. Some might even say I have a problem. I often spend at least one night of the weekend in front of multiple televisions watching pugilism in various forms. December is an oddly stacked month of fights around the world and I'm going to try to watch most of them. Guess the total number of MMA, Boxing, and Kickboxing/Muay Thai fights I end up watching LIVE between November 30th to 12am Central on 1/1/19. Not total events, but the total individual fights. I'm not even counting fights I record to watch later. For example, there are 13 total fights on the next UFC card. If two players are equally close to the final answer, Price is Right rules apply. I realize this will be a lengthy LIF but I'm dedicated to the causes of fights and alcohol. The deadline to enter is Midnight of New Years. I'm already ahead of you by a week and I watched an absurd amount of fights last weekend. Up for grabs is at least one Pips Meadery bottle, probably two. Some local stuff will be included as well to round out a 6 shipper.