Hints & Hauls: Sour, Saison, and Funk Round 14!

Below is the Hints and Hauls thread for Sour, Saison, and Funk Round 14! Posting of hints for your sender and target are encouraged. Along with general shenanigans.

The rules:

A box filled with lambic, wild ales, berliners, saisons, farmhouse ales, goses, etc., as well as anything and everything else that has Brett or is otherwise rustic or funky.

• A 12 bottle shipper maximum
• All beers must be an rAvg of 4.0 or higher or a 'want' by your target.*
• Try to find fun and exciting bottles/growlers that your target otherwise wouldn't likely be able to try
• Quantity is good, quality is better!

*If you can't hit wants, please try to find fun and exciting bottles / growlers that your target otherwise wouldn't likely be able to try. If, after you've hit the minimum within the guidelines, you want to add something that doesn't quite fit the 'rules' (homebrew or less than perfect rated, but still cool beer) go for it!

• Shipping deadline: Monday, May 14th

If you fail to ship by the deadline without a prior heads up, you will receive negative feedback.

 

Please fill out the Google Sheet with your likes, dislikes, clubs/memberships, and other relevant information.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PVIW1_eZuA6IBWD18D19Jj8Ji8pHD5bCeMJVOtW6pMg/

 

Everyone should have a target. PM complaints.

jrstar96
brystmar
averagjoe3
ExPimp
dgthrasher
abawol01 / box_social
leftoverburrito / coach
innuendobrewskiman63
bigstrunso
nothingisreal / cornboy
SteveC32
IndianaJones
More Betterness
lanesvfire
mwbbq
capnmike
ac24
Mike Jones
scramin85
jtmartino
DerGundhof / BrandoSF
sfsea
coldcrash
jermy
andrewdrinks
Farnsworth
ABSTRACTlegend
ccbstl
bathroomlaughter
ASUBeer
jammery
The Ryan
primebeer
Cronkite11

 

Awwwww sheeeet

 

Target, if you don't like de Garde, you're going to hate your box.

Sender, send beer.

 

target: if you don't like De Garde, you're gonna get all the degrade.

 

I hope one of you guys is sending to me, if not, sender please send all the de Garde















































































and Lambic kthxbye

 

This BIF is only 8.8% FIBs!

 

Target, you’re a generous mother fucker based on what I’ve seen you send in other BIFs. I will attempt to crush you.

 

Target!










The Ryan

 

just saw my target

 

Target acquired. I will crush your porch.

 

Target: you ded.

 

Target: you done fucked up now. Looking forward to dropping one off on the front porch. Better fill out your google doc entry, especially the sexytime section

 

Daaaaamn right.

 

target. noob here. sorry

 

29% Californian

 

Target: youre east of me

 

Target, you’re west of me.