Toxic Topic Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Discussion in 'Totally Off-Topic' started by yeahnatenelson, Aug 1, 2018.

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Is it?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. How dare you

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  1. yeahnatenelson

    yeahnatenelson

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    Simple question.
     
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  2. rmalinowski4

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    oh fuch, here we go....
     
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  3. lurchingbeast

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    This would have never happened under previous ownership.
     
  4. MordorMongo

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    Both are open sided dumplings. I don’t see that in the possible responses.
     
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  5. OakedCanuck

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    Isn't a hot dog technically a taco?

    We need that chart thing to help. Anyone?
     
  6. yeahnatenelson

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  7. FTowne

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    A hot dog is a fucking hot dog. I've never in my entire life heard anyone say "man, a sandwich sounds good, think I'll grab a hot dog."
     
  8. OakedCanuck

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    I was thinking this outline:

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    Therefore:

    Pizza is a toast
    Pie is a calzone
    Pie served as a slice is a taco
    A dumpling is a calzone

    etc..
     
  9. MordorMongo

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    Come on man. They are all dumplings. Either whole, half, open top, open sided or the ultra rare double ensconced
     
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  10. Kasher

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    Some say Gene had this exact nightmare the day before he decided to cut bait and sell.
     
  11. yeahnatenelson

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    Does this make a banana also a dumpling?

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  12. MordorMongo

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    Only if it’s toasted.
     
  13. MordorMongo

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    Frito pie is a quesadilla though right? We surely can all agree on that.
     
  14. stupac2

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    Pies don't have to have crust on top, so they're apparently either calzones or soup.
     
  15. yeahnatenelson

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    I've definitely been given pie that was secretly soup.
     
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  16. MordorMongo

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    Next time put a couple saltines on top and presto! Dumpling.
     
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  18. Gene

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    A hot dog is absolutely a sandwich. I approved Hot Dog Sandwich because the name change was for a valid reason, and also because it further legitimizes my worldview.
     
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  20. Hanzo

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    Where do corn dogs stand since they are fully encapsulated?
     
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