Mother Funker

Discussion in 'Cellaring Beer' started by snowrs, Apr 7, 2015.

  1. snowrs

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    So I found a bottle of this sitting around and I value my insides. I have seen rumors of pickles and other things, does anyone have recipes? Are any of you drinking it?
     
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  2. Beerontwowheels

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    I think I saw SocalKicks check into it on untapped a few weeks ago. Alan?
     
  3. Brew33

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    I imagine at this stage you could use it as nail polish remover? Or use it as to clear up acne? Whatever you do, don't drink it....
     
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  4. snowrs

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    I am going to have to try in for science, but if it rips my face off I want other options
     
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  5. Rowingbrewer

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    buy some of those small cucumbers and split em lengthwise and a pack of pickling spices. if it is to vinegery just mix up ths spices toss in the cucumbers and let sit in a mason jar in the fridge for a week or so.
     
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  6. Beerontwowheels

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    Got a clogged drain? If not, clog one, for science.
     
  7. waltersrj

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    That beer made me feel like I had my teeth sucked out of my face hole...and that was when it was fresh. I bet by now it could be used to clean engine blocks.
     
  8. I liked it. And I hate pickles.

     
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  9. Number45

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    I can say with no reservations that the 5oz pour I had of this a year ago is the worst drinking experience of my life. Fuck this beer. Not worthy of pickles or even trying. My stomach was hurting for a day after this beer.
     
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  10. ASUBeer

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    Put it in a crockpot with some chicken breasts, brown sugar and a little ketchup and cook it in low for 6 hours.
     
  11. ac24

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    I had this earlier this year (thinking may or June) at the Bruery. I am assuming they had them under optimal cellar conditions and it actually wasnt as bad as i though it would be. There was very slight vinegar and it was funky as hell but i though it was gonna be a lot worse based on stories i had heard. I still have a bottle and i am scared of opening it as i have stored it in the least optimal conditions.
     
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  12. harrymel

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    Most oppressive beer I've tasted.
     
  13. SerenityNow

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    Definitely the worst "beer" I ever bought from the Bruery. I don't remember any funk, just having the most enamel stripping vinegar I've had. '99 Belle Vue was also similarly sour, but in a much better way. Anyone ever do a side by side?
     
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  14. Number45

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    Necro thread is necro.

    This beer must still suck and is evil. People, stop re-visiting it.
     
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  15. souredstouts

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    I've had it at the Bruery a few times of the last couple years. Last year and this year (probably February or March?). None of the times in which I tried it did I lose my teeth or even think it was a sourest beer I have
    ever tasted.
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  16. harrymel

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    They must not have cellared it properly
     
  17. Kentucky

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    I still have a bottle that I am waiting to clean my car battery with.
     
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  18. Mikeeo2388

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    My buddy shockingly said he liked it. Was being a troll or really did (somehow) like it...either way he got 3 bottles from 3 of us and the gopher I was gonna use on survived another day