Secret Festivus 2018: Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer-It-Forward' started by SecretCostanza, Nov 14, 2018.

  1. SecretCostanza

    SecretCostanza

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    Welcome to the sixth annual incarnation TalkBeer.com Secret Festivus/Santa, 2018 edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A reminder of the rules:

    BEER : 72 ounce minimum - 156 ounce maximum (quality over quantity, please stick to the limit)
    SCHWAG: Beer related or request related, <$25

    ****Frank would really like people to try to stick within the parameters of these requirements. This is not a contest.****


    Shipping: November 26 (or earlier) – December 12 (all boxes must be delivered by the 17th, Friday)

    We have an opening and haul post day where everyone posts their haul and wang shots. This makes it a fun day to watch the thread, throw out likes, and share in the joy of Festivus.

    The opening and haul day post will be any day after or on December 12th. Or when all boxes have shipped.

    If you happen to be shipping or receiving from a cold area, get the box out early. Maybe wrap your bottles for placement under the pole. And you can send freshies to hold your target over, but no pictures of beer from boxes until opening day, including whale spunk milkshake IPAs.

    Any grievances, please PM me.

    Festivus celebrators are:
    brystmar ABSTRACTlegend BadJustin jefe73 BigFrank
    Brez07 brian4beer ChaQuiseman chemman14 mwbbq
    clevelandisthecity domdomdomdom Don andrewdrinks
    elkhunter36 ExPimp Fahmie25 ggfunk capnmike GRDave
    jammery jrstar96 mattafett
    WhalezB4Rarez MikeJones
    BeerandNoise MKtheGeneral
    mymrnngjckt NClambicguy
    oelayan Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky
    PepeSylvia Podunkparte quirk6
    radio2525 ripps1
    RyanG scramin85 shelf_turd_ferguson sjstraub StevonHanbyTDBuck
     
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  2. ggfunk

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  3. chemman14

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    I am sending north this year
     
  4. BadJustin

    BadJustin Moderator Staff Member

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  5. BadJustin

    BadJustin Moderator Staff Member

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    Also SecretCostanza, I fixed your date in the title. You typed 2017. don't let your failures define you
     
  6. RyanG

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    Sending east and then somewhere else. My target may be a goyem.

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  7. shelf_turd_ferguson

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  8. chemman14

    chemman14

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    Target: I hope you like wrapped bottles and blinds because you're getting both.

    Still have paper left from last year.
     
  9. ABSTRACTlegend

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  10. PepeSylvia

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    Target your letter sucks. I will still try to blow your shit up.
     
  11. shelf_turd_ferguson

    shelf_turd_ferguson

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    Quite excited about my target
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  12. ChaQuiseman

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    My target's letter was all "hey, that thing you're thinking about sending a lot of, don't do that, I have a lot of it already."

    Well TOOOOO BAD!

    Also, shipping very northeast.
     
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  13. oelayan

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    Hey target, your letter mentioned nothing of “wreck the hoose juice.” But don’t worry, you’ll be getting some anyway ;)

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    Also, sending north.
     
  14. SecretCostanza

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    find one more person to enter please? I know the sign ups are closed, but he got the link before the deadline and he just fucking sucks a punctuality, apparently.
     
  15. clevelandisthecity

    clevelandisthecity

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    Target: We've never swapped beer/mead/dick pics
    Sender: I don't know if I put lambic in my letter, but yes to lambic. You're the breast ;)
     
  16. TDBuck

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    I am shipping to a state that I have sent beer to in previous TB Bifs.

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  17. Podunkparte

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  18. MikeJones

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    Hint: Not shipping to the West Coast!
     
  19. capnmike

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    Got my target and I couldn’t be happier....

    I hope it’s not one of those target-is-your sender things, because I already owe my target one.

    This gif is unrelated, but I found it earlier but didn’t wind up using it. Just felt nervous posting without a gif.

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  20. MKtheGeneral

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    Target: I will be shipping West to you (not due West but don’t feel like telling you NW or SW)