lets put this in perspective a little bit
the bruery produces literally thousands of bottles of black tuesday and upwards of a thousand ?? people crush their website when black tuesday goes on sale (they still dont have their process perfected and they have been outsourcing their online webshop to "IT professionals")
kane had 1 release which im guessing less than 500 people attended (just throwing guesses here as i dont have first hand experience) would even 1,000 people try to sign up? i personally doubt it
spring house literally had leas than 200 people f5'in the **** out of a website that basically was run on the equivalent of a TI-89 calculator. they are still very small and so is their fan base willing to pay out for a program that is not even proven to be quality.
if you wanna talk about bringing the interwebz down. its gonna take something on the level of a special alcohol society that upon membership gives you the mixed choice of
1. unlimited access to a vintage lambic selection from cantillon's cellar
2. a mixed case of the worlds most sought after bourbon
3. any wine from any vintage ever released
4. a set of all talkbeer glasses (past, present and future)