Welp, since I tortured all of you with this **** I figured I'd crack one and torture myself with my own cluster**** of a brew.
As pretty much everyone said, this was brewed with apples...and by apples I mean it was rushed and probably (definitely) didn't ferment totally causing acetaldehyde. I brewed this on June 3rd and surprisingly didn't take very good notes on it, I think subconsciencly I knew I would never brew something like this again (excuse #1). Recipe is:
10.5 2row
1 abbey malt (excuse #2)
.5 carapils/dextrine
.3 flaked wheat
Mashed 150°
1oz willamette @ 45" (4.1%AA)
2 vials, with a starter of MMMMBOP yeast
I didn't realize how fast this was boiling until it was too late, I didn't want it too bitter (bc I hate that/excuse #3) and I didn't want it too dark (excuse #2.1). I ended up with far less than the planned 5.5gal at the end of the boil. So here's a good idea....top that ***** off with tap water to fill to at least 5gal (excuse #4). I measured the OG (before topping off) at 1.054, so it's somewhere south of that.
...this is where I definitely stopped taking notes...
From what I can recall, I started high (for me) around 68° and raised 3-4° everyday until there was little krausen left and then crashed quickly. To be perfectly honest I needed to brew a beer that would be ready for the 4th of July right after this beer (excuse #5) so I had to push this through fermentation so it would finish and open up my primary fermenter...I didn't want to drop out of the comp (excuse #6).
Thank you all for being relatively nice and not calling me names when reviewing my beer. This is legit the first comp I've ever entered and I feel that this doesn't represent the quality I usually produce (my Pilsner for the lager comp was pretty fuggin crushable). I will take all of what I learned and keep chugging along with this great hobby.
**few things that I would like to touch on before I rest my case**
1. The few bottles that were sent that had ZERO head retention, I really don't know WTF happened there bc that is something I really try hard to accomplish with my beer. I know that this is an unshipped bottle that I'm drinking now but this is the head after 30+min after the pour of my beer:
I really don't know what happened there, it irritates the **** outta me, and it really sucks I missed out on what little points that could have helped.
2. Abbey malt (excuse #2.2): the bin that I got this from claimed 15 lovibond, I think this may be a tad darker than that. If you read the recipe again there is not reason this beer should be as dark as it is. Maybe this plus the high ferm temp added to the Belgian character of this beer
3. Thank you SirDickButts for giving me my highest score in my first competition. Like they always say: you'll never forget your first.
4. This finished at 1.014 (excuse #7), I think this is high
No one is judging you as a person. Except maybe IllbeBOCK because he's an *******. Brewing is about learning and improving. So, if you learned something and will work to improve your process, consider your beer a success
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