The "Florida" thread

Discussion in 'Totally Off-Topic' started by Podunkparte, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. Podunkparte

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  2. willseph

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  4. Podunkparte

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    I honestly think we (the plural we as in the other 49 states) should just kick them the fuck out or sell them to Cuba for a case or two of cigars.


    After we rid ourselves of that fucking cancer we can finally tackle the elephant in the room (that's California for you slower people out there).

    America without Florida and California is a country I could see myself getting behind.


    Thanks again, Obama.
     
  6. Michigan

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    Or raise the ocean level 2 inches. GONE!



    Actually that would get rid of a lot of places in America that I don't like. Can we move all of Chicago to Florida first?
     
  7. housepants

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    Florida Weiss
     
  8. ForkAndSpoonOperator

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  9. wscaffe

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    Living here isn't easy. If the elderly drivers don't kill you an idiot claiming the stand your ground law will. There is also a high probability you will be attacked by an alligator.
     
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  10. stupac2

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    C'mon man.
     
  11. FTowne

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    I like Florida. :oops:
     
  12. MordorMongo

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    Safe to assume you've not spent much time outside the gates of whatever retirement community you vacationed at there.
     
  13. JonathanAmes

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    In the words of the great John Reis "you know I hate Florida!".
     
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  14. mixed_master7

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    Fuck Florida.
     
  15. FTowne

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    Just the typical touristy spots. Destin and various spots on the gulf side, South Beach, and the Disney parks area.

    Keep in mind that I'm from fucking St Louis. I'm sure I could pull an equal amount of messed up news stories from this area with little effort.

    I've never heard the phrase "I'm going to retire and move to St Louis" ever.
     
  16. Podunkparte

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    I like how the third victim fought him off with a box cutter. Must be a beer trader.

    Obligatory FSU chicks in pushups and straw hats

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  18. Podunkparte

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    Each one of those chicks will stab a boyfriend in his sleep. Book it
     
  19. harrymel

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    That's not a recent shotgun to the face.

    Reported.
     
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