The Original LNTB SECRET SANTA

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  1. yamar68

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    It's that time of year again, my dear fellows!

    First of all, if you are blessed and fortunate enough to be included in this here longstanding tradition of cheer and goodwill, I salute you. This BIF really is more than a BIF. It's a testament to everything that is good in this world. I trust that your presence here will not be taken for granted by you or anyone else.

    With that in mind, I am delighted to welcome you all (unless you weren't invited) to this most festive occasion! This thread shall be used for hints, hauls, and general banter related to this year's holiday gift exchange.

    The guidelines this year are simple. Here are the minimum requirements for each box exchanged:
    - One gallon (128oz) of quality beer that is not accessible to your target, giving special attention to the style preferences listed in your assignment
    - One piece of local brewery merchandise (glass, shirt, etc.)
    - One "Easter Egg" - This is an item intended to highlight the culinary or cultural significance of your region. (local honey, vinyl record, etc.)

    Happy Holidays, and I congratulate you for being one of the beer community's most elite members.






















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    SECRET SANTA TIME!!!!!!!!

    I feel so good I want to get high!!

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    Targets have been assigned. Please message me privately if you have any issues.

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  9. ObiWanKushnobi

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    To my target.

    Im going to give you an Old Fashioned Minnesota Porch Fucking!!!!!

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    I'm back, fuckers!
     
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    This drawing is terrifying.
     
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    Drawing? I believe that's a photograph of Kyle's anooz.
     
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    My dear bloke steimie pointed out that I hadn't mentioned any sort of time frame.

    How does this sound?

    ALL BOXES MUST BE RECEIVED BY DEC. 24

    DRINK YOUR BEER WHENEVER

     
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    Yep. Had Frank take that pic with his mega fancy pants camera. Needed to create a diagram in the case that my target was unaware as to where to apply the lubricant. Look at the fucking detail he was able to capture. It is like I'm standing in front of myself.

    Who is up for tounge punching some dirt stars?

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    I'd also like to point out that tosh is not in this BIF, and surely never [EDIT: ever, ever, ever] will be.
     
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    God bless us, every one.
     
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    Hell yes.
     
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    God bless America