Westward Hoe

Discussion in 'Totally Off-Topic' started by MordorMongo, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. MordorMongo

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    So today begins our approximate two week or so western journey. Headed to Durango to visit inlaws and scope out our property in Bayfield where we will be building a house. Have a meeting with builder to get the ball rolling on permits, well drilling, geo-thermal, driveway etc. going to be a LONG process. Anyway I digress. Wife kid and I taking the Jeep out. Plan to do some trail driving up in the Ouray/Telluride area. May hit Moab if weather and timing works out.

    Probably going to spend 9 days or so in SW Colorado then head towards Denver for a day or two then onto Wyoming for Devils Tower maybe. Then hitting black hills/Rushmore? And some Badlands action before meandering back to wonderful Indiana.

    Left Indiana at around 11:30am. Now in bumfuck Illinois. Going to be a long ass drive but should hit Durango tomorrow morning.


    This won’t be as good as BigFrank thread but will chronicle it anyway, mainly because TB can’t be any worse.


    This is how my kid will be for next 24 hours or so haha.


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    Cheers fuckers.
     
  2. Arbitrator

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    Will you be driving drunk or sober?
     
  3. jmgrub

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    And will your kid be wearing a seatbelt?

    And where can I get that pillowcase?
     
  4. Hot Dog Sandwich

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    What is the best schnapps for crossing the Midwest?

    What watch are you wearing?
     
  5. GhostOfGaspar

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    When are you going to let that chick start shaving her legs?
     
  6. lurchingbeast

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    I hate to frighten you but in this picture your kid looks a lot like I did at that age.



























































    Dad?
     
  7. nathanmiller

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  8. jmgrub

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  9. thebandit1

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    I’m pretty sure that Durango burned down earlier this month.

    Seriously. It’s been on fire for the whole summer.

    Smoke provides some nice sunsets up here though
     
  10. MordorMongo

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    Intentional. Duh.
     
  11. MordorMongo

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    Fires were 13 miles north and are out as monsoons arrived. You suck.
     
  12. MordorMongo

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    LIF time. I reset trip when I left my driveway. Guess total mileage on return. Winner gets a box of random beer lambic and mead.


    I’m not answering you fucks.

    Seatbelts in back of wrangler? Hahaha hilarious.


    Don’t be jealous because my 12 year old has more leg hair than you.



    Frank that is actually comforting.


    Arbi I don’t drink. Duh.



    All of the schnapps is the answer.


    Pillowcase is for sale. PM offers.


    Apple Watch for this trip so it looks like I’m being fit conscious as will walk a ton.



    Thanks for playing
     
  13. MordorMongo

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    Serious about LIF.

    Total mileage. Price is right rules apply.
     
  14. iamjeff6

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    3217 miles total
     
  15. jmgrub

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    I'll guess, but am declaring myself ineligible since I just won MordorMongo's other LIF.

    4,834 miles.
     
  16. thebandit1

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    3450 total miles.
     
  17. GhostOfGaspar

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    That's actually really funny. Wearing long pants nearly everyday for the past 9-10 years has seriously worn down my leg hair. Last time I got a pedicure with my wonderful wife, the lady hooking me up rubbed my leg and said, "Oh! You like a lady! Why so smooth and soft?"

    A bit embarrassing, honestly. I used to be a furry motherfucker.

    Anyway, drive safely for your 2,850 miles. Thanks.
     
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  18. lurchingbeast

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    3,601 miles

    Added 150 miles for stoned driving the wrong way around a mountain.
     
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  19. JonathanAmes

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  20. OakedCanuck

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    2971 miles.

    And a gif of your spirit animal. Thanks!

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