Xocoveza Petition!

[BarnesAround]

Myself and a group of individuals have set up a petition to lobby for the distribution of Xocoveza on a yearly basis. As the petition states, since the future of the beer may be uncertain, we (myself included) would love to see if we can make an impression that might help Stone consider the idea of producing it in the coming years. Thank you in advance for any support you should provide. Cheers!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/YearlyXocoveza

 

[RyanG1]

Myself and a group of individuals have set up a petition to lobby for the distribution of Xocoveza on a yearly basis. As the petition states, since the future of the beer may be uncertain, we (myself included) would love to see if we can make an impression that might help Stone consider the idea of producing it in the coming years. Thank you in advance for any support you should provide. Cheers!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/YearlyXocoveza

Do you have a petition to stop Stone from making beer?

 

[tennispl]

 

[BarnesAround]

Do you have a petition to stop Stone from making beer?

Yeahhh... kiiiind of seems like that would be against the general idea.

Also, i realize you are making a joke at the expense of this post, but hey... I guess I forgot that negativity is SUPER productive.

if you don't want to be involved, that's cool. Not everybody will, I realize that. Just wanted to put it out there. Its cool if nobody is interested whatsoever, but there's no reason not to try.

 

[RyanG1]

I guess I forgot that negativity is SUPER productive.

As productive as an online petition to save a beer.

#standup4stone #lymi

 

[BarnesAround]

As productive as an online petition to save a beer.

#standup4stone #lymi

I suppose we will have to agree to disagree. This matter isn't one meant to be argued about. I'm sure not everyone likes every beer that you enjoy and I know for a fact that not everyone enjoys everything that I like. Personal preference. This may not seem effective, but I damn sure am not going to be *more* effective in making something happen by doing nothing.

 

[SeaWatchman]

Would support a name change petition for this beer.

 

[Bud Light Lime Express]

I'd support renaming this beer, "Scared of Vodka," and then brewing it year round but I just can't support anything I can't pronounce.

 

[thefleshlight]

Do you have a petition to stop Stone from making beer?

I would sign said petition. Just too lazy to start one.

 

[SeaWatchman]

Have you thought about using Kickstarter?

 

[LukeAleTime]

Please more adjunct imp stouts coming out of the US. I completely agree there is a dearth of them currently.

 

[Shaggs]

Have you thought about using Kickstarter?

Gofundstone

 

[FTowne1]

Best thread of the day!

 

[arren]

Would support a name change petition for this beer.

Agreed. I would buy this beer if it were called Xoxoxexa

 

[stxSS07]

Signed.

Thanks for the heads up OP!!

 

[quirkzoo1]

Kisses.

Xoxoxoxo

 

[Beerontwowheels]

Take this trash back to BA. JFC. Isn't there an M&M color to save or something?

 

[SeaWatchman]

Gofundstone

When a man is stoned

 

[ant880]

Honestly, you should submit this petition to the White House. If it hits 100,000 signatures they are legally bound to review it, respond and deport Greg Koch to Mexico within 30 days. Im like 99.9% sure that is how it works.

 

[SeaWatchman]

Honestly, you should submit this petition to the White House. If it hits 100,000 signatures they are legally bound to review it, respond and deport Greg Koch to Mexico within 30 days. Im like 99.9% sure that is how it works.

****in' Koch brothers.

 

[RyanG1]

The Death Star petition was the only one I'd sign

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

 

[JBP]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Xocoveza?

 

[janky]

instead of all the quality beers you could petition for, you pick Xoco?
hmmmmm. not sure if I'm being trolled.

 

[Vogt52]

So much hostility in this thread. I thought Xocoveza was a great beer. I'll sign it for you dude.

 

[RayP]

I though Xocoveza was a great beer but refuse to sign due to this thread and the awfulness it contains.

 

[gtx281]

Todayers gonna Today.

 

[steimie]

Respect Xocoveza

 

[Vogt52]

I though Xocoveza was a great beer but refuse to sign due to this thread and the awfulness it contains.

 

[jdd419]

That dude broke rule 1
If your balls hang lower than your dick don't brag about it.

 

[drgarage1]

Guys, I created a petition to call to attention myself! CHECK IT OUT if you think I deserve attention for liking a beer!

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/xocoveza-petition.22041/

 

[JCastle1]

I'm so lost...

 

[Vogt52]

That dude broke rule 1
If your balls hang lower than your dick don't brag about it.

What's rule 2?

 

[RayP]

What's rule 2?

Rule 2: send me more clone breakfast stout.

 

[JulianB1]

I could sign this petition and wait with baited breath for Stone to respond favorably and remake this beer.

Or I could just buy New Belgium Cocoa Mole of the shelf tonight instead.

Or I could skip buying mediocre adjunct dark ales entirely and just grab a 4-pack of hoppy tallboys. Yeah, I think I'll take this option.

 

[jdd419]

What's rule 2?

If you can't drive a car with a manual transmission then just kill yourself.

 

[mixed_master7]

I could sign this petition and wait with baited breath for Stone to respond favorably and remake this beer.

Or I could just buy New Belgium Cocoa Mole of the shelf tonight instead.

Or I could skip buying mediocre adjunct dark ales entirely and just grab a 4-pack of hoppy tallboys. Yeah, I think I'll take this option.

Or you could just take a trip down to Florida for Hunahpu Day!

 

[user 305963]

I asked Xena if she would sign the petition. Doesn't look like she's too interested.

 

[Vogt52]

If you can't drive a car with a manual transmission then just kill yourself.

This made me lol

 

[Vogt52]

Rule 2: send me more clone breakfast stout.

I'd definitely send more. I have at least half a case left.

 

[RayP]

I'd definitely send more. I have at least half a case left.

Only one hand in that gif looks like it had pubes glued to it.

Wait, maybe 2.