Having met Jared a number of times (first as the tour guide on a hard hat tour back at New Glarus when Moon Man came out) I have a hard time believing that wasn't written by a marketing / PR individual and was digitally signed by Jared.Good god the gasbags at corporate must love this narrative so much. The last thing you lead an apology like this with is
"Hey remember how much of a huge pain in the ass we made it to get this beer? How you decided to forego family time to come get this beer on Thanksgiving night so that you could maybe
share it with them later on a special occasion like say a major holiday like Thanksgiving FLIP FER WALEZ!enjoy it very dearly? Welllllll seeeee here's the thing..."