Mom & Dad

[SeaWatchman]

Hey Mom and Dad...

1) Where do babies come from?
2) Why does Dad drink so much?
3) What kinds of things get you angriest? Why?
4) What is your opinion of nude scenes in movies?
5) Was my sister an accident?
6) Has Dad ever hit you, Mom?

 

[Josh2]

Dad why does the babysitter from next door only come over when Mom leaves and then you tell us to go outside and play?

 

[JulianB1]

Grandma do you think that Mom and Dad have done a good job raising your grandchildren?

 

[furley]

Dad why does the babysitter from next door only come over when Mom leaves and then you tell us to go outside and play?

#plowedlikeafarm

 

[SeaWatchman]

Nothing like getting abandoned by Mom and Dad again.

 

[Josh2]

Nothing like getting abandoned by Mom and Dad again.

If they're from Florida, Dad probably ran away with Grandma, made a stop in Michigan, and eventually wound up in California sucking on penis coladas and watching reruns of coach .

 

[SeaWatchman]

I'm pretty sure Grandma is just somewhere shagging tosh.

 

[Josh2]

I'm pretty sure Grandma is just somewhere shagging tosh.

And simultaneously knitting him an afghan for his kitties.

 

[JoeyBeerBelly]

Hey Mom and Dad...

1) Where do babies come from?
2) Why does Dad drink so much?
3) What kinds of things get you angriest? Why?
4) What is your opinion of nude scenes in movies?
5) Was my sister an accident?
6) Has Dad ever hit you, Mom?

1) Where do babies come from? - the stork
2) Why does Dad drink so much? - because he thinks you're gay
3) What kinds of things get you angriest? Why? - ask two separate questions or don't ask ****
4) What is your opinion of nude scenes in movies? - Jamie Lee Curtis/ok - Sean Connery's butt/not cool
5) Was my sister an accident? - no, she was a blessing
6) Has Dad ever hit you, Mom? - only when I asked for it