Random thoughts thread

[Arbitrator]

Drop your random crap in here.

My commute tripled (even quadrupled, depending on the day) recently. This gave me a lot of time to listen to my bloated music collection during my drive.

I realized jazz is really boring. Marcus Miller, Victor Wooten, Billy Cobham.... meh!

 

[MarkIntihar]

Love seeing jazz performed live, but listening to an album or on the radio just puts me to sleep for the most part.

 

[FTowne]

Love seeing jazz performed live, but listening to an album or on the radio just puts me to sleep for the most part.

This

 

[StarRaptor]

Any time the Santa Ana winds kick up it zaps my strength... must be laced with Kryptonite

Also, today it has officially been 7 years since I accepted the job offer at my current place of work

 

[MarkIntihar]

I pooped the bed last night.



































... probably shouldn't have shared that one...

 

[MrVonzipper]

I pooped the bed last night.



Well was it firm enough to where you could just roll it onto the floor and deal with it in the morning? Or was it a hot then cold sloppy joe?































... probably shouldn't have shared that one...

 

[MarkIntihar]

Well was it firm enough to where you could just roll it onto the floor and deal with it in the morning? Or was it a hot then cold sloppy joe?

Solid, tight, thick.

 

[MrVonzipper]

Solid, tight, thick.

Nice. One you could just kick out of bed and blame on the dog.

 

[Previously]

Love seeing jazz performed live, but listening to an album or on the radio just puts me to sleep for the most part.

This

You kids need more Art Pepper in your life. srs.

 

[MordorMongo]

I assume every female I see at a truck stop is a lot lizard.

One time I was throwing a frisbee with a friend of mine and he dropped it.

Ever wonder why douches are called douches?

 

[cfrances33]

I assume every female I see at a truck stop is a lot lizard.

Lot lizard?

I realize I can google this, but I think I'd probaby find your definition more enjoyable.

 

[StarRaptor]

I have a large back log of .gifs to post...

 

[FTowne]

I have a large back log of .gifs to post...

 

[StarRaptor]

Enough of that

 

[raymo55]

Bunzilla!?

 

[raymo55]

Test driving the new toilet seat as I type.

 

[MordorMongo]

Lot lizard?

I realize I can google this, but I think I'd probaby find your definition more enjoyable.

A professional woman who prefers to find her clients at truck stops. Generally a bit less expensive than your hotel varieties. Usually extremely flexible and carries change for a $20, which is important.

 

[backfat]

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales commences. The first says,
"I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis...

 

[raymo55]

yeah......and???

 

[MrVonzipper]

Crazy straws get So much crazier when ran through the dishwasher.